Wilson knew he was in trouble from the moment he'd asked the question. Suspecting that House might be bisexual wasn't the same as having proof--proof put on display right in front of him. From what he'd seen, Foreman was more than adequate at kissing, if House's reaction was anything to go by. Good enough for House. Since Wilson couldn't imagine Foreman or House courteously inviting the other out on a date, he could only imagine that the relationship had grown from the--well, the physical aspect, and not from a mutual appreciation of shared interests. He'd asked because there didn't seem to be any other reason for House and Foreman to be...together.
At House's answer, though, Wilson didn't even try to hide his wince. Or, to be honest, his full-body cringe. He lifted one hand off the steering wheel, as if holding it up could prevent House's words from even entering his ears. He hunched his shoulders and squinted. He'd practically invited House and Foreman into his mind's eye, naked. It brought back the memory of House's bedroom--the sheets torn loose on the bed, the smell of semen in the air, and House fidgeting, wearing only boxers. No. No, no, no, he wasn't going to think about that. About how it had happened. Foreman...fucked House? The logistics invaded his brain, the, the positions necessary--and he could only hope his very uneducated guesses were nothing like the reality. Not even pinching the bridge of his nose could squeeze the pictures away--the pictures he definitely didn't want to be seeing. "Why--" He stopped short. He'd asked for it, when House wasn't in a sharing mood, which was more than enough reason for House to be as crude as possible. "Why are you trying to foist him off on me?" he asked. "If he's--" Wilson waved one hand back and forth, a spastic sort of solitary jazz hand, before grabbing the wheel again to ground himself. "--good," he finished, with an uncomfortable shift, "then what's the problem?" He'd managed to overhear a few words of the argument, but that didn't tell him why this argument--and, knowing House, there had probably already been several--was the last straw.
Wilson's eyes widened, his heart slamming once against the inside of his chest before stopping altogether when House said Amber's name. He kept his eyes on the road, his hands carefully at ten and two on the steering wheel, and hoped House's usual telepathy was offline, because he was thinking about Foreman, or not thinking because he'd been drinking. Thinking over House's words, it didn't seem like it had been on purpose, as a jab at Wilson's dating life, but it was always best to assume House knew about fifty times more than seemed humanly possible. Wilson ignored the reference and answered the question. "The hospital," he said. They were as close to there as anywhere. "I need to pick something up."
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At House's answer, though, Wilson didn't even try to hide his wince. Or, to be honest, his full-body cringe. He lifted one hand off the steering wheel, as if holding it up could prevent House's words from even entering his ears. He hunched his shoulders and squinted. He'd practically invited House and Foreman into his mind's eye, naked. It brought back the memory of House's bedroom--the sheets torn loose on the bed, the smell of semen in the air, and House fidgeting, wearing only boxers. No. No, no, no, he wasn't going to think about that. About how it had happened. Foreman...fucked House? The logistics invaded his brain, the, the positions necessary--and he could only hope his very uneducated guesses were nothing like the reality. Not even pinching the bridge of his nose could squeeze the pictures away--the pictures he definitely didn't want to be seeing. "Why--" He stopped short. He'd asked for it, when House wasn't in a sharing mood, which was more than enough reason for House to be as crude as possible. "Why are you trying to foist him off on me?" he asked. "If he's--" Wilson waved one hand back and forth, a spastic sort of solitary jazz hand, before grabbing the wheel again to ground himself. "--good," he finished, with an uncomfortable shift, "then what's the problem?" He'd managed to overhear a few words of the argument, but that didn't tell him why this argument--and, knowing House, there had probably already been several--was the last straw.
Wilson's eyes widened, his heart slamming once against the inside of his chest before stopping altogether when House said Amber's name. He kept his eyes on the road, his hands carefully at ten and two on the steering wheel, and hoped House's usual telepathy was offline, because he was thinking about Foreman, or not thinking because he'd been drinking. Thinking over House's words, it didn't seem like it had been on purpose, as a jab at Wilson's dating life, but it was always best to assume House knew about fifty times more than seemed humanly possible. Wilson ignored the reference and answered the question. "The hospital," he said. They were as close to there as anywhere. "I need to pick something up."