wooedforyears | November 24, 2007 -- Late Afternoon

November 24, 2007 -- Late Afternoon

For the past week, all during their case, Foreman had been trying to rein House in, demand he pick fellows, try to tell him how to conduct the case, look for a diagnosis, as if he'd respect his Cuddy-given-powers and listen. House had brushed him off (well, until he'd actually been right and his advice actually made sense), thinking that if this was Foreman's idea of retaliation--boss him around in front of his team--then it was pathetic. House wasn't even going to acknowledge it. He intentionally avoided Foreman any other time. After the car ride, and the forced avoidance that followed once they got to work, House realized that it was a tactic he could use. He felt smug about it, imagining Foreman brooding, fuming with possessive jealousy because he'd jerked off to memories of an ex-boyfriend that he didn't even know anymore, hadn't seen since his residency had ended decades ago. But apparently it was enough to get to Foreman; he already felt that possessive over him to get pissed off over something like that, as if people didn't fantasize about ex-partners, or even strangers.

Secretly pleased with himself--it helped that he conned Cuddy into getting the fellows he wanted, too--he'd made Foreman sweat it out. He'd resisted the temptation to knock on Foreman's door and get him so turned on he wouldn't be able to turn him away. He'd masturbated instead, certain that Foreman had jerked off to images of what he'd done in the car. Foreman had gotten so hard then, so horny that he hadn't been able to control himself, and House doubted he'd exercised much control when he was alone. It was all too good.

He sat around for most of Saturday, passing most of the afternoon, considering dropping by Foreman's place just out of curiosity, just to see what the hell Foreman would do. Why not, he thought. He had nothing better to do for the next day and a half and he hadn't had a chance to rub this in Foreman's face at work. He still had a grin on his face when he arrived at Foreman's door, sneaking in with a building resident--the cripple card really came in handy sometimes--and knocked on the door, waiting for Foreman to swing it open.

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"Yeah?" Foreman panted fast, slamming his hips down as hard as he could, clenching his jaw to be able to speak at all. It felt fucking good to be able to taunt House after Foreman had been the one jammed down against the sheets under House's weight, feeling the hot breath of House's smug goads against his ear. "What am I--doing? Making you come? Uhh--God." He wanted to keep going, drive House over the edge with his voice as much as his body, but he couldn't keep up the fast, brutal pace and everything he wanted to say at the same time. His hands on House's wrists were slick with sweat and traces of lube and he couldn't even keep up his grip as tightly as he wanted. House was arching under him, mouth opening, pushing up--into Foreman--oh yeah, so good, yes--his eyebrows arching, body shuddering, moaning harshly. Foreman grunted, forcing himself to keep going, keep his eyes open, wanting to see every last second of House's orgasm. His thighs and abs were burning, aching, but the pleasure overwhelmed it all. Jesus, he was close. One touch. Anything.

He only just caught House's words, and he laughed breathlessly, but he couldn't stop yet. Moving. Letting House's hands go so that he could concentrate on thrusting in time with the pulsing, simmering sensation that was almost, almost enough, on the fucking edge. "Yeah, I--ahh--" Hate you too. Foreman stopped, couldn't finish his sentence, not when House reached for him again. This time there was nothing he could do. No way to prevent his orgasm from smashing through him, not that he'd want to. Every jerking movement of his body was instinctive, seeking out as much pleasure as he could wring from House's body, from his hand on Foreman's cock. "Yes. Fuck me. House--" Whether he wanted to or not, Foreman knew he was losing control, practically losing himself, sharp waves of pleasure bursting through his body, coming all over House's hand, his stomach. Christ, yes. Like that. Like that. Foreman gasped through the aftermath, feeling stunned, his body jolted all over again when he moved and House's dick stroked his prostate again. Too much. Too intense. Foreman lifted himself slowly, just enough to collapse beside House, only enough presence of mind to fall on House's left side, still half draped over him. He dropped his face against the pillow, breath burning in his throat.

God, his ass was sore. Foreman grunted into the pillow. It should be impossible to feel this damn good and still know he'd be paying for it, if not tomorrow, then later tonight. "Fuck, haven't done that in a while," he muttered, eyes closed, hardly caring if House heard. He huffed a short chuckle. He felt vaguely ridiculous, for attaching so much meaning to any kind of sex, but fuck, that had been good. Powerful. He nudged closer to House, enough to share his warmth, not willing yet to do anything like moving.

House wasn't sure that he'd have the presence of mind, the concentration to study Foreman through his orgasm, but House's mind started sharpening, the cloud lifting just enough when Foreman reacted automatically. It was like House's touch had flipped some kind of invisible switch, like he'd slipped a damn quarter into one of those kiddie rides, because Foreman couldn't fucking stop. It was good, but, God, it was almost too good, his dick sensitive to the point that it almost hurt, made him jerk every time Foreman came down on him and rubbed. House focused on Foreman's face, watching when Foreman started babbling, staring when Foreman came, when the first spurt made him flinch slightly with surprise and fell on his stomach. House refused to blink, still breathing fast himself. Jesus. You look so fucking hot, you have no fucking idea. When Foreman started coming down from his orgasm, House let Foreman's dick slide out of his hand and laid his hand, slippery with some of Foreman's come, palm-up on his hip.

Fuck, that was intense. House almost didn't want to acknowledge it, just wanted to let his eyes close as Foreman carefully climbed off him and sank down, sprawled out next to him. He'd rather focus on getting his breathing back to normal, hear himself draw long, deep breaths, instead of what Foreman had offered, and he'd done by accepting it. He didn't try to nudge Foreman away when he got closer, not yet, but didn't echo Foreman's laugh when he spoke. House didn't want to think about that either, even though he knew he would later, think about what this meant even though it was the last thing he really wanted to think about. It would be so much easier if he could chalk this up to hot make-up sex and forget about the reasons it had happened. House tried to turn his attention to Foreman's warmth, the way he was still half-slung over him, not wanting to move, but feeling like he should give Foreman more of a fight or Foreman might start to raise an eyebrow at him and dig. He had to get cleaned up soon, anyway, before he made himself at home and ensconced himself in a cover-cocoon.

House felt the warm streaks of Foreman's semen on his stomach, some on his chest, could catch the smell of it when he inhaled. Sex and sweat, and he had not expected this when he'd barged in here. Fuck, Foreman had lost it, and the mess was worth it. House dragged a fingertip through it, following the line of hair down his stomach, and raised his hand to paint a line across Foreman's face, over his cheekbone, flashing a wide grin before wiping his finger dry on his own hip.

Foreman closed his eyes, feeling warm and drowsy and wrung-out. He didn't really expect a response from House, and he was only half-listening to the sound of their breathing, the gradual slowing of his heart beating in his ears. He flinched and opened his eyes when he felt House touch his face--cool, wet, and slippery, and by House's grin and the hint of his dimples, Foreman knew exactly what it was. He gave a disgusted grimace. "That's great, House," he muttered, not bothered enough to actually move. It would wash off, anyway, and he wanted to shower--he could feel the slickness of the lube between his thighs, as well as drying sweat on the rest of his body. House would probably love it if Foreman simply told him to knock it off and didn't fight back. Well, to hell with that. Foreman brushed his right hand up House's chest, smearing some of his own semen, and quickly returned the favour, leaving a whitish streak on House's cheek.

Before House could retaliate further, Foreman rolled away from him and sat up on his knees, smirking. He saw the bottle of lube in the sheets--which were a disaster again, and this time more his fault than House's--and tossed it back into his drawer. He was almost surprised to see House's Vicodin in the drawer, and the ordinariness of the routine, to at least offer House his pills after they'd had sex, made something like discomfort settle in the pit of his stomach. Foreman pushed the feeling aside, and dropped the pill bottle beside House without comment. "I'm going to shower," he said, standing up and heading for the bathroom.

It was getting late, but he was suddenly starving. He shook his head at himself. That wasn't a shock. They'd both walked out on dinner. Foreman bit back a smile, wondering if Marty would bill him for the two meals he'd been stuck with. He paused in the doorway and glanced back at House, not quite sure how to phrase his offer without bringing up the whole evening again. It was hopeless. House was probably already thinking about it. "I'll cook something after," Foreman said, keeping his look neutral. If Wilson had dropped House off here--and Foreman couldn't think of any other way he could have gotten here, considering Foreman had given Wilson House's keys--then House was stuck unless he wanted to call a cab or stay until tomorrow. Foreman would leave it up to House as to how he wanted to react, whether he'd stay. He'd given up enough of himself tonight without adding that he didn't want to see House walk out. He swung the bathroom door most of the way shut, blocking out House's first reaction, and started the shower.

Foreman's tired and weary response only made House grin a little wider, and he leaned back onto his pillow and closed his eyes. His eyes flew open again when he felt Foreman's hand on his chest, and House couldn't fend off the attack before Foreman swiped semen across his face in return. Fucker. "And here I thought tonight meant you were going to just lay back and take it," House said, wiping the back of his hand across his face, watching Foreman roll away and toss the lube back in the bedside table drawer. House's eyes followed his own pill bottle to where it landed next to him on the bed, rattling, and he frowned. His leg, despite all the activity, wasn't feeling any worse than usual, and while a part of him was relieved that Foreman had no trouble handing over his pills without any kind of comment, another part felt irritated that Foreman thought House couldn't get them for himself or that he couldn't go an hour or two without them.

House didn't reply, in word or action, when Foreman spoke and headed into the bathroom, leaving the door open. He ignored his pills as he got up. He slipped the condom off and followed Foreman, catching some of the semen running down his body before it fell onto the floor. "Hey," he said, barging into the room. He tossed the condom into the trash and set his cane against the vanity. Steam already started fogging up the room, and House could only see Foreman's shape through the shower doors. He opened it, doing his best to step inside as smoothly as possible--he had to grab on to the faucet handles and, even then, it was a little awkward. "Do you think that just because I'm addicted, it means I always need them?"

Foreman stepped into the shower when the water ran hot and turned his face up to the spray, scrubbing off the semen first thing. He hadn't done much more than that, let the water run over him, when the door banged open. On one hand, Foreman was glad it meant that House wasn't sneaking out, and he was relieved, too, that he didn't have to think about whether he'd have to be grateful to Wilson for dragging House over here and quite possibly dumping him on Foreman's doorstep to encourage him to break in again. On the other hand, when House hauled the shower door open and climbed in, water cascaded over the bathroom floor, and, since House was taller than him, his body immediately blocked the spray.

Foreman tilted his head to one side, more annoyed than resigned at House's question. The pills had been there, and he'd seen House take them after sex before. He hadn't made a chart of exactly when and under what circumstances House threw a couple back; at work he seemed to do it pretty much at random, and usually for effect. "I don't know," Foreman said. He wasn't Wilson, so he wasn't going to monitor or restrict House's intake. That wasn't his responsibility. As far as Foreman was concerned, House did always need the pills, and life got worse for him if House didn't have them. "Since I don't know, I thought I'd give you the choice." He moved closer to House, pushing him to one side as carefully as he could, while trying not to show that he was being careful. He wasn't about to shove House hard enough to make him slip in the shower, but he wanted access to at least some of the hot water instead of watching it pour down over House's shoulders. He set his jaw before he spoke again, a flush of embarrassment heating his face, but he wasn't about to let House mock him about fucking him. That was part of trusting him to do that, although now that the moment was over Foreman didn't feel like trusting him at all. "Felt like you were using it pretty hard."

"I had the choice before you threw them at me," House said, throwing a hand out to catch himself against the wall. His body still caught some of the spray, and House used his free hand to wipe Foreman's semen away. "I don't need you to give me a choice when it was already--"

House stopped when Foreman started speaking again, suddenly feeling like Foreman was throwing this all in his face. Like fucking Foreman had been too much work. Too hard on him. Like he'd overexerted himself. Like he couldn't handle it without immediate downing some pills. Sure, sometimes sex--sometimes walking--took a toll on his leg and sometimes he needed a pill or two to take the edge off a pain flare-up. Being on top of Foreman, fucking him like that, had started to make his leg ache, but the pain had eased up--or at least House had been able to forget about it and focus on all the other sensations shooting through his body for a while--once he'd gotten to rest on his back, and his body automatically made accommodations without him having to think much about it. Foreman couldn't feel that.

House glared at Foreman and leaned a little closer, pushing off from the wall. He couldn't keep his balance on the slick floor on one foot, and he reached up to grab the back of Foreman's neck, grabbing Foreman's attention and steadying himself at the same time. "Well, the next time I have my dick in your ass, maybe you can pay attention to how that feels." Everyone needed to make everything about his God damn leg. His pills. House dropped his hand and leaned back against the wall. "It's my leg. I'll worry about it."

Foreman adjusted quickly when House grabbed him, reaching for the wall to stay steady on his feet. He'd been scrubbing down as quickly as he could, hoping to grab the soap before House took over the spray again. He stopped and met House's eyes evenly, tension tightening in his back as soon as House talked about fucking him, even though House only cared about his leg.

There were times when, against all logic, Foreman wanted to help House, do what he could to make his life easier. He knew it was pointless and mostly futile, not only because of the nerve damage in House's leg but because House wouldn't let him. He knew he shouldn't feel like House was pushing him away. How many times had he seen other people feel exactly that? Cameron, Cuddy, Wilson, they'd all made efforts and House had thrown them back in his face. Especially last year. Still, his immediate reaction was that House was accusing him of being like them, of trying to control him, and Foreman didn't like it. Didn't like the implications that he was caring too much and House was calling him on it. But he'd already decided that the only way he could be with House at all was to set aside his defensiveness about House's leg, since House wasn't going to. Foreman had already managed to get through one bad night with House, and he didn't doubt there would be others. House might appreciate some help then, and he still wouldn't want to ask for it. Foreman would just have to work on ignoring him more, and since he was already pretty damned practiced at that, it shouldn't be hard. "Fine," he said shortly. "You're right."

He wasn't about to let House get away that easily, though. He stepped forward, widening his stance to make sure he could catch House if he slipped, and pushed him back against the tiles, winding one hand up around House's neck to force him to look at him. Foreman lifted his chin, not quite initiating a kiss. "And I was paying attention," he said, keeping his voice low and serious, wondering if House would bolt if he could. I don't let someone do that and not pay attention.

House hadn't expected Foreman to get it that fast. Not exactly cave. He wasn't asking Foreman to give in to anything, just get it through his head that his leg and his pills weren't Foreman's business. House thought he'd have to argue his way into it, and tilted his head, not letting his surprise show on his face--he was pretty sure he managed to make it look more like he was interested, not exactly surprised--as he looked back at Foreman. When Foreman pushed him back, House felt his left foot slip a little, not enough to make him fall, but enough to make him reach for Foreman's arm and squeeze tightly. Enough to make his eyes widen and breathing catch. Lucky he didn't suck down some of the water on the way.

He didn't want to resist too hard and make himself fall, so he let Foreman steady him, looked back at him when Foreman spoke. House had known Foreman had been paying attention. Foreman had looked like he hadn't been focused on much of anything else at the time when House had been lying on top of him, in him, fucking him. But House had lashed out here, and he wasn't about to take it back. Still, it was interesting that Foreman was saying it.

"Good," House said, just as shortly, but acknowledging what Foreman said, keeping his gaze steady on Foreman's and keeping his head still. No need to say anything more than that. Tackled everything he'd wanted to clear up pretty fast and that was good enough, as long as he was understood. House knew he wasn't going to get very far unless Foreman backed off, so he waited, holding on to Foreman's arm and hoping his feet stayed under him. But just in case Foreman was so focused on drowning himself in his eyes, House nodded up toward the spray and said, "Kinda came in here to wash up, too."

Foreman raised an eyebrow, waiting for the rest of House's comment. Apparently he could be straightforward and say what he wanted. Foreman hadn't caught him off-guard, but House seemed faintly suspicious that Foreman wasn't arguing further. Maybe he'd get that Foreman didn't argue for the argument's sake. He argued when he thought he was right, which more often than not he was. If House told him what he needed, what he expected, and it was reasonable, then Foreman wasn't going to try and coddle him. That would be the definition of insanity, to even attempt that.

"Yeah, very goal-oriented of you." Foreman backed off slowly, gripping House's arms in return, to make sure that House wasn't leaning too heavily on him when he let go. Most of the time, Foreman didn't even think about House's leg, and what he would or wouldn't be able to do. It was usually pretty obvious, and Foreman made the equally obvious accommodations without saying a word. But right now it would have been nice if House could take care of his own balance, so that Foreman could keep him pressed up against the wall and kiss him, suck away the drops rolling down House's throat and jaw. The steam and the water plastered House's hair against his forehead, and it darkened his stubble and the hair on his chest and trailing down his stomach. He looked stupidly appealing--just something about having him naked and wet and in Foreman's shower--and Foreman blinked and looked away, hiding a laugh at himself all over again for getting in to this. He grabbed the soap and started lathering up, scrubbing his chest and arms and then reaching out to hand-paint a line of soap bubbles from House's collarbone down to his stomach. Slippery and warm. God, he was an idiot. Making excuses to touch House when he already knew he was allowed. Just not necessarily like this, when sex wasn't immediately on the table. Foreman smirked and handed House the bar of soap, and then turned to face the spray to rinse off.

House managed to get his feet under him better, letting Foreman go to brace himself against the wall, before Foreman stepped away, back under the water. He was relieved that Foreman let the other subject drop. House would have shut him up himself--at least interrupted him--if Foreman had insisted on continuing, but Foreman started washing, conversation over. House nodded to himself, looking around and frowning. He wasn't getting much of the water, because Foreman was taking up too much space, and he couldn't really rinse off when Foreman dragged a line of soap down his body. House looked down at himself, then at the back of Foreman's head.

"Hmm, yeah, big help," House said, letting the bubbles slide down his body. "Wouldn't happen to have any shampoo laying around? You used to have hair, right?" He took the soap when Foreman handed it over, starting to wash as Foreman rinsed off.

Foreman finished washing, catching the soap as it ran down his body and using it to clean off the lube and traces of semen. He still felt vaguely sore, his muscles aching slightly, but no worse than if he'd worked out too hard. He twisted away from the spray, glancing at House over his shoulder, and grinned at his question. He'd lay bets that House could name the exact day Foreman had walked into the office with his hair gone, but what really amused him was that he did have shampoo. House wasn't going to like it, though. "Sure," he said, moving to the back of the shower and opening the door to step out. The floor was already mess, the bathmat soaked, from House climbing in while the shower was running, so Foreman didn't bother with a towel. A few more drips wouldn't make much of a difference.

He bent down to check the cupboard under the sink, pushing a few things aside before he found the dusty bottle. Wendy had left her shampoo and conditioner here a few months ago, and Foreman hadn't bothered to get rid of it. Foreman grabbed the bottle and went back to lean into the shower, grinning widely. The bottle was bright pink, with swirling flowers, and Foreman glanced at the slogan before handing it over to House. "Gives straight hair beautiful natural movement and sways with only slight shakes," he read aloud, swallowing down a laugh. "I think it's mango-scented. Did you want the moisturizing body wash, too?"

House was finishing up, finally taking the advantage of the space when Foreman stepped out of the shower, and stepped under the jets of water. He set the soap in its tray and let the water rinse him off. Foreman's little grin had made House curious, a tiny bit nervous, and when Foreman returned and held out a bottle--a pink flowery bottle--of shampoo, House realized the nervousness hadn't been completely unfounded. What the hell was that? He'd asked for shampoo not...that. That wasn't shampoo. That looked like some kind of liquid tropical flower garden. In a bottle. House narrowed his eyes, staring at Foreman for a second, but reached out and wrenched the bottle out of his hand before closing the door in Foreman's amused, satisfied little face.

"Should have known you had a fling with Chase," House said, frowning at the palm of his hand as it caught a quarter-sized amount of shampoo. Jesus, it really was mango-scented. Great. Foreman was going to be sticking his nose in his hair as if he were a damn flower and giving him comments for the rest of the night. "Only person I know willing to walk around smelling like a fruit." House suspected some woman that Foreman had slept with had left it here, but there was no reason for Foreman to keep it unless he wanted to stash it in case he ever had to use it, and it wouldn't stop House from sharing with their colleagues that Foreman kept mango-scented shampoo. Might even bring the bottle as a visual aid, he thought as he started lathering the shampoo in his hair.

Foreman's grin widened when House complained over the water that he was going to smell like a fruit. "You know," he said, still feeling smug, "the irony isn't lost on me." He didn't bother responding to House's remark about Chase, although it made him think again about the moment when he'd tell Chase about this. He couldn't keep it to himself forever. Wilson already knew. The only thing stopping him--other than the fact that Chase would probably laugh in his face and refuse to believe him at first--was the news getting back to Cameron. Foreman doubted she'd be impressed. The more she protested she wasn't interested in House, the more obvious it was. Still, Chase was about the only person left at the hospital that Foreman could talk this sort of thing through with, and even then they mostly tried to shrug their way through conversations rather than actually talk. This conversation was going to be excruciating, but at least once they'd had it, Foreman wouldn't have to keep his complaints about House to himself all the time. He'd have someone to vent at, even if Chase blinked at him with his stupid fish-face and didn't get it. Foreman doubted House would appreciate Chase knowing. Chase wouldn't be able to hold back a smirk. House would know that Foreman had told him. Well, he'd just have to get over it. It'd be the whole damn hospital soon enough.

Foreman dried himself off and left the towel on the rack for House when he was done, then opened the linen closet and got out fresh sheets. He'd been about due to change them before House fucked him into the mattress, and he wasn't going to give House a chance to infiltrate the bed this time before he'd cleaned up. He went back to the bedroom and pulled on his boxers and a pair of sweats, along with the hoodie he'd been wearing before. He stripped the bed, threw the old sheets in the hamper, and started pulling on the new ones.

It didn't take long for House to finish up in the shower. The whole fucking room smelled like mango, he was convinced. Or maybe the damn scent was just stuck in his nose. He couldn't tell. Either way, he felt like the smell was all over him, and he felt like a damn moron. Foreman was going to just love this, the bastard. As he hauled himself out of the shower, he looked around for another towel. Just Foreman's. Already used. And damp. Yeah, that was going to do him a lot of good. He didn't have to wander very far to find a linen closet and a fresh towel, which he stole for himself, dried himself off, and hung it on the rack next to Foreman's. He was forced to use Foreman's deodorant, which did not go very well with the mango scent. Not like it mattered. He hoped the stronger smell of the deodorant would drown out the damn mango. Maybe.

House made his way back into the bedroom, his eyes falling on Foreman's dresser. His own clothes were still in the kitchen, and it was too far to go just to get them. Foreman was busy with changing the sheets--of course, the freak--and House crept over to the dresser and started pulling out clothes as if they were his. Boxers. T-shirt. The same pants he'd stolen last time. Maybe the smell of Foreman's clothes would help cover that mango even more. It was as good a plan as he was going to come up with, besides soaking his hair with Foreman's cologne, and House went to a chair in the room and pulled on the clothes, refusing to look at Foreman until he'd gotten everything on.

It didn't take more than a minute to get the fitted sheet on the bed, and Foreman was tucking in the top sheet when House came out of the bathroom. The fruity scent wafted out with the steam from the shower, and Foreman pressed his lips together to stop himself from laughing. He couldn't tell if House's hair had more beautiful movement than ever before, since it was towel-dried and standing up in damp spikes, but he'd be sure to compliment House on it anyway. House went straight for his dresser, and Foreman couldn't even find it in himself to be annoyed. He'd let House fuck him. Letting him wear Foreman's boxers hardly held the same uneasy connotations that it had the first time. Besides, it was hot to see House in his clothes, in ways that didn't quite make sense. There was nothing new about seeing House naked at this point, but it was different, seeing the matter-of-fact way he dug through Foreman's dresser, the stubborn I'm not doing anything out of the ordinary tilt to his shoulders. Well, fine. They shared clothes. It would be weirder if Foreman let himself think about it, so he threw the comforter on the bed and concentrated on making hospital corners instead.

When the bed was made, Foreman took a step or two closer to where House was sitting and thoughtfully sniffed the air just above his head, then shrugged, as though it was a complete puzzler to him how his bedroom suddenly smelled like a produce aisle. With another half-smothered grin, Foreman left the room, laughter catching in his chest. Saying nothing would probably be worse than making comments that House could shoot back at him. When he got to the kitchen, he scooped House's clothes off the floor--another thing he wasn't going to think about, the meaning behind what they'd done--and stepped into the living room long enough to toss them onto the couch.

Foreman opened the fridge and then the freezer, to see what he had on hand. He'd managed a grocery run yesterday, but only for beer and snacks. He'd planned to spend Sunday parked in front of the game. As usual, there were some vegetables he'd have to use before they went off, that he'd ignored for a week because of the case. That and a couple of pork chops would make a reasonable stir fry. He picked out what he needed and started getting things ready.

When House was dressed, he leaned back in the chair, looking up to see Foreman approaching. House glanced up as Foreman bent over him and sniffed. Sniffed at his head. House waited, gritting his teeth, for Foreman to make some kind of remark. Laugh at him. Anything. Something he could use. But a moment later, Foreman shrugged and left the room. No words. Barely a laugh. House blinked at the open doorway. What a bastard. What a neat-freak, mango-shampoo-stashing bastard. It took a moment for House to start moving, grabbing hold of his cane. "That's it?" he shouted, starting for the kitchen, where Foreman was already creating enough noise to give his location away.

House glared at Foreman from the doorway for a second, trying to ignore how that damn mango smell had caught up to him and seemed to engulf him in a cloud of scent. Christ, why did no other shampoos seem to do this? He breathed through his mouth, catching as little of the scent as possible, and slowly stepped forward. He didn't stop until he was inches away from Foreman, peering over Foreman's left shoulder, and reached around to Foreman's front. House didn't have much in the way of words he could use against Foreman, since Foreman hadn't even spoken a word, so he went for old-fashioned physical schoolyard retaliation. "This," House said, flicking his hand and tapping Foreman's crotch, hard enough to know that it would make Foreman flinch and clench his teeth but not double over in pain, "is for making your bed with hospital corners. Who the hell does that?"

Foreman raised his eyebrows when he heard House coming--well, more like smelled him coming. He kept on chopping vegetables, tossing them in a frying pan as he went. If he looked at House, he was going to burst out laughing. He let himself smile when House approached him, smirking down at the food as House peered over his shoulder. Foreman couldn't quite help shifting his weight, subtly, but enough to invite House into his space. He expected a barbed comment, maybe about the shampoo, maybe about the food. He wasn't expecting to get a shot to the crotch.

"Hey!" Foreman recoiled, more from a protective instinct than from the pain, half turning, and stumbled, catching himself before he stepped on House's foot. He twisted around the rest of the way and grabbed House's wrists, both of them, to make sure he was safe from any more attacks, and glared at him. He couldn't keep it up, though. House's hair was still sticking up, but it was drying, and Foreman couldn't help noticing that it was shinier than before, and looked softer. He leaned his ass back against the cupboards, feeling the smirk take over his face, no matter how hard he tried not to, until he was grinning widely. He yanked on House's wrists, tugging him forward. "I'd take that question seriously if it wasn't like I was talking to Carmen Miranda's hat," he said.

Foreman's reaction afforded House at least some satisfaction; he wasn't even annoyed when Foreman stumbled enough to step on his foot. House was about to lean to the side and reach for one of the chopped vegetables on Foreman's cutting board when Foreman spun around to take hold of his wrists. Well, that was a way to kick up his annoyance level. That, and the fact that Foreman had a wide smile pulling across his face. The taunt just made it worse, and House felt his defenses kicking up. Christ, over some damn shampoo. Next time he came over here, or maybe even before he left, he was getting his own.

House shifted his weight to his right, tried to plant himself and wriggle his wrists out of Foreman's grip. He scowled at Foreman and his stupid-ass comment. "Maybe I'd take you seriously if it wasn't like I was talking to the damn Cheshire Cat. Let me go."

Foreman could see definite advantages to keeping hold of House's wrists--he didn't exactly relish the idea of House being free to poke him again, for one, and for another, like this he could manhandle House however he liked. That idea made him feel warmer, his heart thudding just a hint faster. It felt like getting his control back, after House had been the one pushing him around in bed. The fact that he'd shut House up in the end, holding House down, wasn't quite the same. Foreman was pretty damn sure he'd shown more than he'd wanted to, in the end, and he didn't know what House really thought of that. Other than House had said next time, pay attention--so presumably he wanted to do it again, and he liked making Foreman react like that--make him focus on what House was doing. Foreman wasn't quite ready to deal with that idea, and if he could assert himself instead, then he'd take that option.

Better than holding on to House, though, was showing him that Foreman was letting him go. Foreman opened his hands ostentatiously, lifting his arms in a half-shrug. He turned back to his chopping as if he didn't think House standing right there was a danger to him or to the food. He kept his hips against the counter, though, as a safety precaution against House going for his crotch. "Like you ever take me seriously," he said, with a tinge of sarcasm. House's default position was that any word out of Foreman's mouth was moronic until proven otherwise, but that didn't bother him particularly, since House didn't even give most people the chance to show they weren't idiots. Foreman at least had the benefit of the doubt on that score most days. House liked arguing with him and proving--to himself, at least--that Foreman was wrong. And there were times when House took Foreman's suggestions in a differential, or Foreman maneuvered him into agreeing to something Cuddy wanted, and that was enough for him.

Foreman dumped the last of the vegetables off the cutting board into the frying pan, and opened the package of pork chops, starting to slice them thinly. "Rice cooker's in there," he said, pointing to the cupboard on the other side of the stove. It was more likely that House would scoff at him for stating the obvious than he'd take it as a suggestion to help. House wouldn't take orders and Foreman doubted he'd wander off to watch TV if he could annoy Foreman instead, so it was at least worth a shot.

When Foreman released his wrists, raising his hands in that showy, smug way--only Foreman and, well, maybe himself, could make that look smug--House squinted at him. Then the bastard ignored him. For a second, long enough to make House step forward, standing right behind Foreman again, but spreading his arms out to grip the counter on either side of Foreman. He let Foreman's remark go unanswered. Foreman could think what he wanted; House wasn't about to fall into that trap. Deny it, give Foreman reassurance like he was some sort of woman asking if she looked fat in her dress. Nope, wouldn't buy into that passive-aggressive tactic. Foreman could pay attention next time a differential was going on, or maybe House could not take him seriously so Foreman could find out what that was like, if he doubted him so much.

House refused to let it bother him too much, distracted enough by Foreman's instruction. Almost-instruction. He leaned back to his left, shooting Foreman a look that said, Are you kidding me? With a glance at the cupboard, then back at Foreman, he said, "Do I look like your sous chef?" House stepped back, going for the fridge instead of the cupboard. He grabbed a beer for himself and leaned against the opposite counter after he uncapped it, taking a drink.

As much as he'd like to annoy the hell out of Foreman, sitting down and letting Foreman do the work sounded more appealing, and he started to head out of the kitchen. "Carry on, Jeeves," he said, grinning smugly and patting Foreman's shoulder as he passed, heading for the kitchen. "I'm taking a load off."

Foreman turned slightly, enough to catch House's insulted expression that Foreman would ever dare to ask him to help. He refused to smile, this time, even though he'd been breathing in the fruity scent of the shampoo and enjoying House standing close enough to lean warmly against his back. More than could possibly be healthy. He really was an idiot. "You look like someone who wants to eat," he said, as House crossed the kitchen and opened the fridge. Foreman got out the rice cooker and was starting it when House smirked at him and left him to do the heavy lifting. Foreman snorted and let him go. He had enough of catering to House at work without acting like his valet at home, too. Anything he let happen once, House would take as standard for the rest of their relationship. Foreman didn't mind cooking, and he would have had to feed himself anyway, but when he was at House's place he didn't plan to lift a finger.

The stir fry didn't take long. After waiting this late to eat, and all the exercise they'd had earlier, it smelled delicious. The rice was finished at nearly the same time. Foreman grabbed plates and cutlery, and dished up some dinner for himself, opening the fridge to grab a beer. He left one of the plates on the counter--he wasn't going to serve House, especially not after that crack. If House wanted Foreman to ignore his leg, then Foreman would ignore that House probably didn't want to get up again. Besides, he only had two hands.

Foreman brought his plate into the living room, settling down on the couch with a satisfied sigh. Even though he usually ate in the dining room, that was more for convenience if he was working while he ate, either reading or working on articles or going over older cases. Tonight, he'd rather see what House would do about Foreman's pointed failure to get his food for him. Foreman's money was on House trying to steal Foreman's food instead of going to the kitchen for his own.

Foreman didn't fight him or make him try to stay when he headed for the living room, and that alone made House a little suspicious. He figured Foreman would be as uncooperative as possible, but there was no way he was going to go back and grovel. House took a seat on the couch, finding the remote for the TV and began flipping through channels. He stopped on a channel that was showing an ATV flying through the air, its owner making a spectacular, bone-crushing landing a few feet away. Nice. Foreman came in a few minutes later, carrying a drink and plate for himself. As he suspected. Bastard.

House eyed Foreman as he sat down, trying to decide what to do. Foreman seemed comfortable. Too comfortable. Like he was ready for House's next move. Like he'd been planning this out and waiting for House to prove him right. He thought about what Foreman would anticipate. Probably a way for him to stay put and have all the food he wanted. Easiest way would be to steal it off Foreman's plate. That wasn't hard to figure out. There were other ways, but it would be harder, and riskier. But they might be worth it just for the surprise factor. He pretended to watch TV for a couple minutes, fussing with his cane, laying it across his lap and rolling it lightly over his legs, biding his time.

He had to give himself credit; the move was quick and aimed perfectly. With one jab to the edge of Foreman's plate, House tilted it just enough to make Foreman's stir fry spill out onto his clothes, part of the couch, some on the floor. Some of it was still all right, by Foreman's standards, but House doubted that Foreman would be throwing down food that had sat on the floor, and he'd have to get up to get more. And this time he'd have a free hand.

Foreman raised an eyebrow at the TV show House had picked, even though he wasn't really surprised that House's first choice would be people apparently trying to kill themselves with sporting vehicles--House fit in that category himself. Foreman didn't really care; he concentrated on eating instead, shifting slightly to make himself comfortable and pushing House's jeans over to his side of the couch. The first few bites only made Foreman realize how hungry he was. He glanced at House once or twice. House wasn't making a dive for his food, but he wasn't making any moves to get his own, either. Well, it wasn't Foreman's problem.

No sooner had he thought that than House struck with his cane, dumping Foreman's meal in his lap. "Jesus, House--" That's the second dinner you've ruined for me tonight came to his lips, but he clamped them shut before he could say it. He didn't need House getting huffy again when House was the one flinging food around. Foreman scraped as much of the mess as he could from his lap and from the couch back onto his plate. His hoodie was probably going to stain from the sauce, and it was one he actually liked, that he'd had since undergrad. So he wasn't going to be left to eat in peace unless House was fed. Foreman threw his fork down on his plate with a clatter and banged the plate down in front of House on the coffee table. "Did you want some? Here. Let me know if you need help getting the fork in your mouth, too."

Foreman stood up and started for the kitchen, pulling his hoodie off as he went to check the stain. The sweatpants he didn't care about, and he could throw them in the wash later, but he took a second to get out a cloth and blot the sauce off the hoodie. He cleaned it as best he could, fuming in frustration over how obnoxious House was being--first the jab when Foreman was cooking, and now this. Foreman expected it at work, or when they were arguing, or even during sex, but he didn't see the point of it now. When the hoodie was as clean as he could get it, Foreman pulled it back on, still damp. He was still hungry, so he filled the second plate with food, leaving hardly any in the frying pan, and headed back to the living room. This time he stayed standing, and well out of House's reach, even with the cane. Giving House a mild glare, Foreman took a bite. Still not serving you, he thought, and waited for House's reaction instead of immediately heading for the dining room, where he'd probably be safe.

Foreman's cool aloofness shattered as soon as House tipped Foreman's plate, and Foreman became a put-upon, snappy spring of action, cleaning food off himself, fussing with his shirt, slamming his plate onto the coffee table. House glanced from the plate to Foreman and shot him a satisfied grin in response to his remark. He knew that Foreman, when he could, pressed his 'helpless cripple' button with no remorse, but even more freely when he was pissed off, and it didn't come as a surprise to House. It didn't bother him, either, and he watched Foreman storm off to the kitchen before turning back to face forward. His plan had worked well enough--not exactly the results he'd wanted--and House could pick a few pieces of lint off the food. Good enough for him. Still better than whatever shitty meal he could microwave for himself. He'd make more for himself than microwavable soup or scrambled eggs or sandwiches if he could. Well, he could, but standing up for that long, and ferrying ingredients all over the place was a bitch. He'd rather something mostly prepared. Or prepared, whether it was from the hospital cafeteria or take-out or now Foreman's kitchen, even if it meant waiting around for it like a vulture.

By the time Foreman came back, the other plate filled with food in his hand, House was already digging in, but managed to notice when Foreman's footsteps stopped short of the couch. He glanced over at Foreman, who looked like he was planning on holding this grudge for a while, and then, not returning Foreman's glare, turned back to face the TV. "Any chance I could cover you with milk and flour?" House asked, shoveling a little more food into his mouth. This really wasn't bad. He had to weasel dinner out of Foreman more often. "We could join forces to make a food pyramid." He could still smell the damn mango in his hair, but at least mango was better than stir-fry.

Foreman raised his eyebrow when he came back to see House actually eating the food Foreman had scraped off his lap. He'd figured House would be pissed all over again when Foreman didn't bring him another plate, but instead House only gave him a guileless look before turning back to the television. "If you wanted to cover me in food, I think there are better possibilities than flour," Foreman said, to see if he could make House choke. Save that idea--eating off each other--for when they were at House's place, and Foreman wouldn't give a shit about cleanup. He was still peeved that House had knocked over his plate, and House's refusal to acknowledge it or apologize was annoying, too. If House was willing to joke about smelling like fruit, however obliquely, that took some of the sting away.

What really mollified him, though, was the way House was eating. Foreman knew he wasn't the world's best cook. He did it enough to get by, and most nights he didn't care particularly what he ate, as long as it was healthy. He remembered House waxing practically ecstatic over Wilson's cooking. House wasn't--and probably would never be--complimenting Foreman like that. Foreman might never hear a positive word out of House about whatever food Foreman set in front of him, but the way House was forking the stir fry into his mouth was flattering on its own. Sure, if he'd eat food that had fallen off the plate, he obviously wasn't picky. House was probably just hungry. Foreman knew he was, enough that he could ignore that the vegetables were a bit overcooked and the rice was mushy. But it didn't hurt to see House enjoying it.

Foreman took another bite, still standing behind House, watching House more than the slo-mo replays of ATV crashes. He didn't know if they'd agreed to never mention Marty, or what had happened tonight, ever again, or if House was still brooding over it and just not showing it. Foreman didn't know if he was finally giving in to the Stockholm syndrome or if having House around really wasn't that bad, messes aside. He scooped up another bite, chewing before he said anything, in case a last minute of reflection would remind him that he'd wanted to get away from House when he'd left Princeton. "Bears are playing the Broncos tomorrow," he said, finally, in about the same tone he'd used to not-quite-ask House to bring him the rice cooker. Foreman had planned to spend his Sunday sprawled on the couch watching football, and probably it wouldn't be terrible if House was there too. If he wanted to be. Quite possibly, he didn't. Foreman glanced at his plate--pretty much cleared--and figured now was as good a time as any to go clean up the kitchen.

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